i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
Alfred: Bruce, don’t bloody do the thing
Bruce: I’m going to do the thing.
Alfred: DON’T YOU BLOODY DO THE THING
Bruce: *Does the thing*
Alfred: *aggressively hugs Bruce*
Alfred: *Calls Gordon* Bruce did the thing
Gordon: I’m on my way.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions